I only know how to play Animal Crossing now: The beginning of the end.

[nameofflowers]

Hello I have been drowning in Animal Crossing for a Week.
Let's go on a Magical Journey.



We gonna have a good time.



This is it. This is all I do.



My empire started very early.



And expanded incredibly rapidly.



Ankha is my cat and I love her and everyone wants her to be their girlfriend.



Harry really wants her to be his girlfriend and it is creepy and he won't go away.



Gayle is also charmed.



GUYS SERIOUSLY…. GO AWAY.



WHY ARE BOTH OF YOU STILL HERE.



Mira's introduction to getting hit on by ladies.



Precious whale child.



Sable knows what is up in this town.



David made a really cute Miss Aubrey dress but he did it backwards so I'm laughing at him.



Fierce.



Yes that's right. Good.



Harry was just a giant dick and pissed my anime rabbit off a lot. Look at his smug mug that piece of shit.



Labelle cannot even handle me.



Girlfriends singing in the rain together. Note that Mira now has Ankha's clothes. She took her catchphrase, too.



I DID IT I AM THE ONE I AM THE MASTER OF THESE SEAS.



You motherfucker I build you a job and you pop the fuck out of my flowers.



GET OUT OF MY FLOWERS.



Now it's on. I'm going to fall on your flowers.



Or your…. trash….. Are you watching the Soap Network.



Damn straight I am and I have a whole locker of fruit to prove it.



KAPP'N. KAPP'N YOU BRING JOY TO MY TENDER HEART.



I planted a pitfall outside his house ha ha ha ha gotcha.



… Yeah, Ed, that's pretty ridic.



Mira… I….
(I should note that she is using a heavy breathing animation here.)



It's a Song. A Song about Max.



Ah, yes.



This is it.



This is my empire.




ON NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE…

I dug you in, fucker.